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How was your Valentine's? My sentiment for V-Day is aptly summarized in the photo above. If it was a living being, then I'd tell it to kiss my ass. Next year, I'm going to throw an angry/bitter/lonely single's party, all for the good cause of giving ol' Valentine a middle finger. Or rather, maybe I should celebrate Singles Awareness Day. Perhaps not to the extent of the Lovers-go-die club, but you get the picture. The trademark for Singles Awareness Day is, ironically, held by two attorneys. While Singles Awareness Day is celebrated on or around February 14th, Singles Day is celebrated in China on November 11th. The symbolism of four "ones" lined up in the date (11/11) never really occurred to me, but I have to give credit to the Chinese cleverness.
I think I gorged on one Twix mini, one Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, three carmel-filled Kisses, and a KitKat bar on the fateful V-Day. What better way to feel even more single when you're grossly overweight and fat?
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